全民情敵經(jīng)典臺詞
任何男人都有機(jī)會迷倒任何女人
any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet.
只要方法正確
just needs the right broom.
你不能運(yùn)用你沒有的東西
you cannot use what you do not have.
保持自我，害羞的就別裝外向 外向的別裝害羞
so if you're shy, be shy. if you're outgoing, be
outgoing.
她不想知道細(xì)節(jié)，但她要真正的你
she may not want the whole truth, but she does want the
real you.
她也許不會想一次搞定 但她想看真正的你
she may not want to see it all at once, but she does
want to see it.
所以今晚，當(dāng)你在想該講什麼、該穿什麼、或她到底喜不喜歡你時
…
so tonight, when you're wondering what to say, how you
look, or if she likes you...
記住，她已經(jīng)跟你約會了
just remember, she is already out with you.
那表示她在能拒絕時卻答應(yīng)了你
that means she said yes when she could have said no.
在她可以躲開你時卻見了你
that means she made a plan when she could have just
blown you off.
這表示你不用再設(shè)法讓她喜歡你
so that means it is no longer your job to try to make
her like you.
而是設(shè)法別搞砸一切
it is your job not to mess it up.
個人形象是很具可塑性的
"you" is a very fluid concept right now.
傾聽她說的話，有所回應(yīng)
listen to what she is saying and respond.
沒上過高中的可能不知道 來電的感覺很棒
in case you didn't go to high school, hitting is a good
thing.
那是怎麼發(fā)生的?永恒的愛?
so how does it happen, great love?
沒人知道
nobody knows.
我只能告訴你 愛總是發(fā)生在轉(zhuǎn)眼之間
ut what i can tell you, is that it happens in the blink
of an eye.
這一刻你還在享受人生
one moment, you're enjoying your life.
下一刻卻懷疑自己沒有愛會死
and the next, you're wondering how you ever lived
without them.
我只需要三次約會
three dates is all i need.
三次約會，保證成功 我會讓你達(dá)到致勝的關(guān)鍵時刻…
three dates, and i'll get you here, to the high-stakes
medal round...
十個女人之中有八個相信初吻…
where eight out of 10 women believe that the first
kiss...
能傳達(dá)出兩人關(guān)系的一切
will tell them everything they need to know about the
relationship.
在那之后，一切就靠你自己了
after that, you're on your own.
但是請永遠(yuǎn)記住…
but always remember...
人生的本質(zhì)不在于你活了多久
life is not the amount of breaths you take.
而是那些令你怦然心動的時刻
it's the moments that take your breath away.
感情是給企求美好人生的人談的
besides, relationships are for people waiting for
something better to come along.
這麼說真酸葡萄
spoken like a true cynic.
不是酸葡萄，是務(wù)實(shí)
i'm not a cynic. i'm a realist.
沒有女人起床時會說…
no woman wakes up saying
“希望今天不會有帥哥追我”
"god, i hope i don't get swept off my feet today. "
她可能會說:“現(xiàn)在時機(jī)不太對”
now, she might say,"this is a really bad time for me. "
或是這句: “我只是需要一點(diǎn)空間”
or something like, "i just need some space. "
或是我最喜歡的…
or my personal favorite
“我現(xiàn)在正在全心發(fā)展事業(yè)”
"i'm really into my career right now. "
你相信嗎? 她也不信
you believe that? neither does she.
知道原因嗎? 因?yàn)樗隍_你
you know why? because she's lying to you, that's why.
聽懂了嗎?騙你的
you understand me? lying.
時機(jī)并沒有不對 她也不需要空間
it's not a bad time for her. she doesn't need any space.
她也許專心事業(yè)…
she may be into her career...
但她其實(shí)是說: “給我滾開”
but what she's really saying is, "get away from me now.
"
或是: “再努力點(diǎn)吧，笨蛋”
or possibly, "try harder, stupid. "
到底是什麼意思呢?
well, which one is it?
人類溝通有六成不是靠說話
60% of all human communication is nonverbal.
身體語言
body language.
三成靠你說話的音調(diào)
30% is your tone.
那表示你的意思傳達(dá)中有九成…
so that means that 90% of what you're saying...
不是用嘴巴講的
ain't coming out of your mouth.
她當(dāng)然會騙你
of course she'll lie to you.
她是個好人，她不想傷害你
she's a nice person, she doesn't wanna hurt your
feelings.
她還能說什麼?她跟你又不熟
what else is she gonna say? she doesn't even know you.
還不熟
yet.
很幸運(yùn)地，和我們一樣…
luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us...
就算美女也不知道自己要什麼
even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until
she sees it.
這就是我的工作
and that's where i come in.
我要讓她看清楚
my job is to open her eyes.
你知道我每天起床有多難過?
you know what it's like getting up every morning feeling
hopeless?
感覺就像你的摯愛跟錯了男人
feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the
wrong man?
但你又希望她找到幸福…
but at the same time, hoping that she still finds
happiness...
就算她不是跟你在一起
even if it's never gonna be with you?
你想受人尊重… 就得尊重自己…
if you want to be taken seriously as an adult...
then start taking yourself seriously as an adult...
就某方面來說 男人很難…
on the one hand, it is very difficult for a man...
跟你這種女人攀談
to even speak to someone who looks like you.
但另一方面 你該面對這些嗎?
but on the other hand, should that be your problem?
人生總是有逆境
so life's kind of hard all around.
只要多注意點(diǎn)就行
not if you pay attention.
13. 我告訴你，人們一輩子都在找尋…
i'm telling you, people search their whole lives trying
to find the...
我們存在的理由
reasons that we're here
14. 我一向都告訴我的客戶…
well, like i always tell my clients:
每一天都要很有目標(biāo)的開始
begin each day as if it were on purpose.
小心謹(jǐn)慎的人很害怕…
people who are guarded are afraid...
人一眼看穿他們
that you can see right through them.
所以他們躲在秘密和幽默之后
that's why they hide behind layers of secrecy or humor.
